开心一刻英语笑话2则
交通灯真美 traffic lights are so pretty
In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day.
One evening, I drove the car with the three-year-old daughter home, came to the embankment, from afar, I saw a few traffic lights are out, the crossroads were in bad ...
each traffic light red, yellow, green light , all the bright backdrop in a sunset, is truly beautiful. I quickly called my daughter to enjoy this rare beauty: "Honey, see, is it not very pretty in front of all the traffic lights lamp light?"
Daughter look and said: "Wow! Is nice! Who are they repaired them?"
在堤岸边有个十字路口,是我每天回家的必经之路。
一天黄昏,我开车车载着三岁的女儿回家,来到堤岸,从远处看去,只见十字路口的几只红绿灯都出了故障……
每只红绿灯的红﹑黄﹑绿灯都全部亮起,在晚霞衬托下,煞是好看。我赶紧叫我的女儿欣赏这难得一见的.美景:“女儿你看,前面所有红绿灯的每盏灯都亮了,是不是很漂亮?”
女儿看后说道:“哇!好漂亮啊!是谁把他们修好的?”
老爸求赞美 Dad seeking praise
5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.
Father: "I’m so tired, if you praise me twice, I’ll Be fresh."
Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"
Dad: "hey!"
Daughter: "your chick looks really nice ah ......"
5岁的女儿让老爸帮她做某事。
老爸:“爸爸很累啦,你夸我两句吧,你夸我两句我就又有劲了。”
女儿:“老郑!”
老爸:“哎!”
女儿:“你家妞妞长得可真漂亮啊……”
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