The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。